1.00 $ A CHALICE THAT SURPASSES ALL OTHER DRINKING VESSELS Malvern

Published date: April 30, 2024
  • Location: Malvern, Iowa, United States

A CHALICE THAT SURPASSES ALL OTHER DRINKING VESSELS


⭕ Well well well, looks like you stumbled upon my post. Or maybe you read the title, thought of your greatest fantasies, and came to see what was in store for you. Well let me tell you, this about to blow your mind. Some might say this is just a ceramic piece of art to hold liquids but it is much more than that. This is an exquisite fine goblet made of only the finest ceramic material. I have absolutely no idea where the hell this came from but now Ive put my emotions aside and I am ready to let it fly free. If youre still reading this then let me really appeal to your interests. Lets think of some ways YOU can use this fine item. Lets say your house is getting robbed and the robber tells you that if you dont give him a ceramic firefighters mug that marks the 75th anniversary of the Pequannock fire company that was made in 1998, he will take your dog. Now if you are wise, you would remember that you traded me for this stein and you would give it to him, therefore saving the life of your precious canine companion. Maybe you live in an apartment complex, or youre a hobo so you dont have to worry about house robbers. Lets think of another scenario. Youre in your apartment or your hobo box and all of a sudden your throat feels as if you just swallowed a cup of sand. You frantically look about in search for Adams Ale, more commonly referred to as water. Your eyes begin to tear up and your tongue begins to shrivel up but then you spot it. This stupefying chalice resides on your mantle or shelf of your cardboard box. The distorted firemans face winks at you as you fill it with a beverage of your choice. You cock your head back and let the liquid replenish your oral cavity. Your thirst has been quenched. The end.
Im just joking, this ad isnt done just yet. Let me tell you some of the features this bad boy has.Im not too good at math but this fire department is 94 years old and that makes this mug 19 years old. Besides holding liquids, you can fill this mug with other things too. For example, lets say youre a pudding fanatic. You can fill this majestic beast with so much brown viscous substance, itll last you a lifetime and there will probably be some left over for your grandchildren because there will be so much pudding in it. The fireman resembles a pirate, but I can not stress it enough that IT IS NOT A PIRATE. It is a fireman with an oddly shaped face and has clothes on similar to what a pirate would wear. In fact, I will put an image in the listing so you can see what a pirate would wear and compare it to what this fireman is wearing. Now look at the back of this ceramic work of art, theres a handsome vintage fire truck. I didnt really know what it was until I googled it, so if you knew what it was, give yourself a pat on the back because you are up to date on your antique fireman knowledge. And finally, you can probably already tell but I have never used this mug since its so majestic. If you do in fact trade me for this ravishing drinking vessel, I will include a picture of my dog inside it, if you would like. I will trade it for something that I deem worthy, but do not be deterred by that because maybe your item is equally as valuable since beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Feel free to call or text me with trades.


Phone number ✆ +1 563-356-9833

Malvern, Iowa

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